Proud sponsors of friendly rage such as:
- Adding surprise C4 'nitro boosts' onto friendly commanders, planes & choppers
- Driving along the 'scenic' route or into attractive hazardous barrels
- Rezzing in any and ALL situations
- Sudden air vehicle control loss
- Performing experimental face lifts on teammates
- Squad members spawning into action with a lengthy average lifespan of 5 seconds
- Team Ultralase, because our service is free
- Mysterious team deaths involving passing empty jeeps
- Sending snipers bungee jumping, without the bungee...nor the consent

Trololol