The N6MF is over 200 combined years of romping, stomping, hell, death and destruction. The finest fighting machine the universe has ever seen. We were born in a bomb crater, our mother was an M-16 and our father was the devil.

Each moment we live is an additional threat upon your life. We are a rough looking, roving soldiers of space and time. We are cocky, self-centered, overbearing, and do not know the meaning of fear, for we are fear itself. We are green, amphibious monsters made of blood and guts who arose from a hypernova, festering on anti-Americans throughout the universe. Whenever it may arise, and when our time comes, we will die a glorious death on the battle field, giving life to Mom, the N6MF, and the American flag.

We stole the eagle from the Air Force, the anchor from the Navy, and the rope from the Army. On the 7th day, while God rested, we overran his perimeter and stole the globe, and we've been running the show ever since. We live like soldiers and talk like sailors and slap the hell out of both of them. Soldier by day, lover by night, drunkard by choice, MARINE BY GOD!!