WE are the Elusive Sasquatches prowling through the forest, unbeknownst to you. We prowl through the forest seeking PREY! WHATS THAT BEHIND YOU? Just a shadow... we're far to elusive to be seen by the likes of you.

We're peering at you through the bushes.. WHATS THAT? A SASQUATCH COMING UP BEHIND YOU! BUTT RAPED BITCH!

We also have Sasquatch sized dongs. SUP?