*UPDATED - Recruitment Incentive Program -*
*EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY - All members of the platoon will receive $5 USD each full week (7 days)of membership deliverable to PAYPAL accounts ONLY. ++ $10 USD bonus paid to each member who refers a new recruit, provided your email is included within the application and they are accepted to the platoon and remain a member for one full week (7 days). Deliverable to PayPal accounts ONLY ++

Recruits are not expected to be already taking this shit way too serious, however they are required to learn to take this shit way too serious. (Members in active denial about taking this shit to the whole nother level of way too serious are eligible for immediate promotion)

Recruits are not expected to already have a stick in their asses however, they are required to insert a stick into their asses and increase it's depth at regular intervals in accordance with the 'Imaginary Military we take this shit way too serious' training. (Members with sticks inserted a sufficient distance into the lower intestine that their breath smells like sawdust are eligible for immediate promotion to another squad with a more substantial lumber yard and consisting of former members of ST6S)

Please report current stick length, diameter and depth to the Doody Officer during processing. If you require a stick one will be issued to you by the Doody Officer during processing.

Any soldier caught playing with another soldiers Ass stick WILL BE KICKED. Any Soldier caught threatening another soldier with the business end of an Ass stick WILL BE KICKED. (any soldier caught working their own ass stick in a pumping motion and appearing to enjoy it is eligible for immediate promotion to aforementioned squad) Any soldier that has previously been kicked is allowed to reapply and if after careful consideration they are accepted back to the platoon they WILL BE KICKED. Anyone threatened with being kicked that has a reasonable cause for recourse will be allowed to present their argument in a clear and concise fashion and then they WILL BE KICKED. Anyone caught asking "do you know how to block a punch" WILL BE KICKED. Anyone who has or will join this platoon except for the person with the authority to kick members WILL BE KICKED. Anyone requesting to be authorized to perform kicks WILL BE KICKED. Any members who do not recruit at least 3 new members per week and present them to me as a sacrifice to be kicked because it's the only way I can achieve erection WILL BE KICKED. Any member caught staring directly at my kick erection WILL BE KICKED. Side eye erection viewing is frowned upon but not strictly enforced

Any soldier with experience in making the text contained within a squads presentation window appear to be intentionally butchered and disfigured like you believe adult literacy to be responsible for murdering your parents when you were a child you are eligible for immediate promotion to aforementioned squad.

We do not maintain a ranking system for current members, we do however maintain a ranking system for former alumni based on the ass stick system. ranging from 1 ass stick @- (being the lowest rank) to 6 ass sticks @------(being the highest rank) respectively.

Current rank chart will be added/updated as it is deemed humorous.

Any soldier with experience in trolling will never be eligible for promotion.

++ PayPal accounts strictly prohibited. Any member with access to a paypal account WILL BE KICKED. Any members who are accepted into the platoon that have ever heard of paypal WILL BE KICKED. Any members that cannot provide legal documentation to prove that paypal does not exist or will ever exist in any part of the country in which I reside (offer valid in the USA only)will have their membership status automatically revoked on the 5th day and WILL BE KICKED.