Those who hate anal are those who haven't tried it. It feels awesome ad infinitum. The raw power and pleasure that is anal, is excellence exceeding any one thought comprehended by man. It's excitement at is purest form.
We're not afraid to penetrate the same hole multiple times, and all at once. Any tear shed will be sipped upon, only to make us better and stronger. Any slander will be taken in stride, because you're not as great. May the light shine deep and bright, while we rip you a new one... twice as wide.