If youre fat, and tired of running, THIS IS THE PLATOON FOR YOU!

You signed up for the army to get free hamburgers!?
SO DID WE!!
Did we get any?!
NO!!

Thats why WE need YOU!

Together, WE will start a REVOLUTION!
We WILL have Big Macs on the BATTLEFIELD!
We WILL have Cheese Burgers NOW!
So stand with us, and TOGETHER we might get our HAMBURGERS!

Hooah!

Requirements:
None, fat people are appreciated though!

Also, if you can make burgers on the battlefield, thats a bonus!