- Try to look unimportant; the enemy may be low on ammo and not want to waste a bullet on you.

- The enemy invariably attacks on two occasions:
-> when they're ready.
-> when you're not.

- Teamwork is essential; it gives the enemy other people to shoot at.

- If you are short of everything but the enemy, you are in the combat zone.

- The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire.

- Killing for peace is like screwing for virginity but hey, if you never try u'll never know.

- Body count Math: 3 guerrillas plus 1 probable plus 2 pigs equals 37 enemies killed in action.