The North American Machine is about not givin' a FUCK that great games and hot girls mix like oil and
water, believing that some Saturday nights are for living the dream on the couch instead o the bar and
that video games are a dish best served stoned. We also strongly endorse the notion that there is a
large and very real distinction between being a hardcore gamer and a hurtin' ass, touched by an uncle,
sweaty palm-gettin' around vagina, shitty emo nerd. Lastly If you have a high rank in NAM its cause
you're good, not cause you fag boosted your shit up, and now receive paid for Bukkake from 2 star
privates. That sounds good, then have your people call our people and we'll set up a
sesh. NAM it up. WHAT!