Are you ready to join the most Exclusive Elite Experienced Awesome platoon of Pro Professionals EVER?
Well, you're in luck! Vicious & Delicious (formerly the Glow Stick Ninjas) a.k.a. the SnuggleBlumkins is now recruiting new members!!

You may be asking "How do I become a member of this totally 1337 platoon?" It's simple. All you have to do is
complete the following list of qualifications*.

1. Take a swim in a produce truck filled with oranges.
2. Find Deon a good man.
3. Put an I.O.U. in the vault at Fort Knox.
4. Acquire a pair of pink panties from a supermodel.
5. Have to be 4 feet tall.
6. Complete the MENSA admission test with a perfect score.
7. Know how to disarm a real bomb.
8. Must have psychic abilities.
9. Dropkick a super hero.
10. Challenge a famous celebrity to a duel.
11. No Hippies
12. Go skinny dipping with a polar bear.
13. Catch the Gingerbread Man.
14. Achieve escape velocity.
15. Suck it.

*Proof may be submitted via photo or video. The list is subject to change. Vicious & Delicious is not responsible for any injury, incarceration and/or death that may occur from attempting the list. Members of the female sex may ignore all qualifications, mostly because it would be nice to play with a girl other than Jeff.

Don't meet the qualifications? You can always reinforce how awesome we are by becoming a fan. It's going to be LEGEN (wait for it) DARY!!!