Don't shoot to kill, shoot to maim. Burn the bodies. Agent Orange was one of God's miracles. Make the Sudanese civil war seem like a mid-summer park picnic. Make sure they'll have to have an closed-casket funeral, then go to that funeral, and slap your flaccid penis against the corpse. Teabag every opponent. Steal the dogtags so they'll have to identify the body through dental records, but then pull all the corpse's teeth out with pliers, drill holes in them, and wear them as a necklace. Frag your CO. Get a new facial tattoo for every child prostitute you carpet bomb. Maximize civilian casualties. If your commanding officer tells you not to run over agrarian peasants with your hummer, run over your commanding officer with your hummer. Only use ammunition that has been made illegal due to unnesecarry bloodiness. Wipe your ass with the geneva conventions, then use it as the wick for a molotov cocktail, and throw that at a civilian's car.