Do you have an irrational devotion to brand logos?

Are you shamelessly apologetic about bad business practices?

Are you a Republican member of the chamber of commerce, moderate Ron Paul supporter, have a degree in marketing, social media? Do you aspire to be a community manager or work in PR?

Are you affiliated with the gaming press?

Do you think the BBB, Consumer Reports, Class Action Lawsuits and the lack of discussion about tort reform are harming the American economy?

Do you have an unwavering certainty that EULAs hold up in civil court?

Do you think Ralph Nader is literally the Manchurian Candidate?

Then we are the platoon for you!

Our off-site effort, the DIDF, is forthcoming.