Welcome to the page of c9's family and friends. Also our old platoon page.

Recruiting African Americans to further diversify our platoon. Preferably fat too. No tryouts required if ANY of these requirements are met.

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"There's at least one decent looking guy everyday"
"bump that dinnga "
"my left nosehole"
"I didn't learn how to swallow until 2 years ago"
"I'm the straightest guy here"
-[c9] YingYangZzz

"I DIDNT SAY THAT OMG SHUT UP YING IS LYING. CHINK IS LYING I DRINK MILK I EAT CHEESE KICKED "
-[c9] ClixXz

[c9] Tr-str: "I'm gonna go play with their clits."
[c9] ClixXz: "Hey did someone call for me?"

[c9] Tr-str: "Man everyone on my team was TK-ing and had like over 10 deaths."
[c9] ClixXz: "Haha I only died like once."
[c9]ComradeKonrad92: "Clixxz you reincarnated thats why."

"I know what it feels like to love food so much that you wanna fu** it"
-[c9] DrZErO0

"Why you want my penis bro?"
"Tri I want you inside me"
"fat is sexy"
"I'm going to take a bath, Tri feel me up"
"It's like a chihuahua f**ed a French poodle"
"Dude poop on my anus please"
"We can expectate"
"LITTLE BEARD"
"Going to jack off, brb 10 minutes"
"What do you call it in English when a girl carries you like a sack of potatoes?"
-[c9] iWarnock

"u gotta pick up a random mexican sometimes"
"I can't play games and eat at the same time cuz I get diarrhea."
-[c9] go0ch

"I like Pepsi more than the Coh-la"
-[c9]DustyH0ffman

3/21/2012 8v8 TDM Cherry-pop "Practice Match" against KGB results as follows:
c9 100-46 KGB Seine
c9 100-56 KGB Canals
c9 100-54 KGB Sharqui

Overclock.net Rep: "whats with your guy cheating? two clips and a rocket and 100% health. lols"

Ying Yang: I hate you
tri-star: I love you so much little buddy
Ying Yang: you're fat
Ying Yang: let's dock

Warnock: "OMG! OMG! ... I suck big cock!"
Warnock: "Cryo 9? oh is your pu**y wet?