Welcome to the Gluteus Maximus platoon page!

http://battlelog.battlefield.com/bf3/forum/threadview/2832654348432184746/
^ our recruitment thread

We seek exceptionally promising players of all backgrounds from across and around the world and to educate them in the ways of PTFO through means of mental discipline and social experience. We strive to develop your intellectual, moral, civic, and creative capacities to the fullest. The aim of this education is the cultivation of players with a rich awareness of their heritage to lead and serve in every sphere of Battlefield activity.

This platoon is INVITE ONLY. However, if, and ONLY if, you meet the criteria listed below, and understand the requirements and expectations of being a Gluteus Maximus member, you have been given a pardon to fill out and submit the membership form (link in the recruitment thread)

We ask for private applicants to meet the following standards;
** Minimum Rank : Colonel 100 (Rank 145 is also acceptable under certain circumstances) **
** Service Star 5 with the M1911 S-TAC **
** No more than 100 hours gametime **
** Consult EA Live Support for more information on exceptions **


Some history of Gluteus Maximus:
Glutei Maximi have been around for generations. It all stems back to the leaders of the drenched forefathers, our forefathers of this great platoon. For centuries, the ferocity of the Glutei Maximi platoon was feared throughout the universe. With their raunchy sweat and dedication, they crawled and clawed their way through the ranks of the universe until they were number one. The original pioneers of the Glutei Maximi Platoon faced tragedy one assignment during a routine methodical airdrop; what allied intelligence failed to acknowledge was that the enemy forces had in their possession a total of 32 mobile 9K22 Tunguskas.

Nobody was left alive.

Thankfully, before the great leaders died, they obtained a rather excessive shipment of industrial incubators where they placed the grains of existance. We are currently the only living descendants of the original Glutei Maximi founders.

Today, we honor the original and proceeding leaders and affiliates of the Glutei Maximi Platoon. Nobody is ever forgotten. We will rebuild, repair, and reconstruct the powerful empire that was known as the Glutei Maximi. We thrive only for the one purpose. We are the Pezevenkler of our generation. We will succeed the needs of our deceased governors. We will offer to everyone the great fruit of our services, for every being is in need for it.


If you are invited or accepted into the great platoon of the Gluteus Maximus, the only standards you need to meet are your own. Please be aware that under any circumstance you are applicable to an unannounced removal from this established order. Under Article XXVI, Section VXXV of the Gluteus Maximus handbook, under no established administration of order it is expected to forecast and contemplate this concurring event. Be aware that under Section XXV, if you are invited to this honorable and elite platoon, the only general method of sophisticated removal is by a method of personal hibernation.

Remember the great phrase the Glutei Maximi shepherds once stated; "Girsin götüne keman yayı". Live by these words as you do ever day of your life.
Good luck on the battlefield, soldier!