Strategic Campers Union for Men


What are we about?

(1) Glory
(2) Ending world hunger
(3) Possibly monetizing this thing

History:

I, like my father and his father before him, was born a camper. Through years of dedication and patience, I have crafted my skills. My commitment to this quest was solidified when I chose not to go to college, but pursue a career in the realm of online gaming. Camping was always an interesting book that I wanted to read. Oh, how I remember pulling triple shifts at the local coalmine. Afterwards I would spend 8-10 hours a night on empty private servers lying in wait. Hard times, yes, but the effort will hopefully pay off (chuckles). To demonstrate my belief in camping, I recently sold David Rothschild III (my cat) in order to finance the establishment of the Strategic Campers Union for Men (a platoon in which to showcase true combat swagger on the world stage). Thanks Mr. Rothschild!!!

Who’s Qualified to join the good fight?

-All males seeking fame and fortune as an elite camping sniper.
-All males who wish to hone their skills as a professional camper.
-All males who truly believe camping is an art form to be mastered.

Who need not apply?

-Haters.
-Ralphy (my neighbor).
-Anyone with “sniper” in thier Gamer Tag.


Mantra: Our bullets do all the running.