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This platoons goes past mere teabagging and crotch sniffing and will virtually fuck you up where the the sun don't shine ! (WITHOUT A LUBRICANT)

RULES:
1. If you get killed at all, you must Uninstall the game
2. All swearing is punished with a High five and Promotion
3. Must be a god with the DAO-12
4. When ever you type, It must be in Haiku form
5. Credit card details must be given to Arylex, just for safe keeping.
6. Must be able to drift a tank
7. Must always wear Berkut Camo
8. Must get hard-on while pulling out repair tool
9. Must appreciate Robot boobs.
10. ONLY ALLOWED HEADSET IS "DR. DRE'S BEATS"
11. Must be able to fuck a black snake with a festered ass if someone hold it's head
12. Sneaky_Roach, DOOOOOOOOOOOOHH and Arylex must be referred to as "Sir"
13. Anus must be prepared at all times
14. KY is considered a hack!! WD40 or CRC is allowed but frowned upon !!
15. Bender will always will aways be our GURU and MENTOR !
16. Must have a scorching case of HERPES !!!