-Did someone say CHIMICHANGA!!!

-whatever you say ponytail, who am i to say no to a little murder?

-HELLO, Deadpool. Ready for a fun filled day in Murderworld?
: Yup. I've got my sunscreen on and I've taken my motion sickness pills so bring on the rides!
: Oh, I don't think you understand. You're going to die here.
: I know! Carnivals always slay me.
: No. You are going to physically die... as in stop breathing. You will cease to exist.
: Riiiiiight... So do you have bumper cars here?

-Shenanigans? Did you just curse me out in Irish?

-Now just give me a sec to arrange the family assets, and I'll proceed with the butt-whuppin forthwith... anybody got an ace bandage?

-So, seriously, your parents were at least first cousins, right?

-Sorry, I use humor to deflect my insecurities. Plus, I’m hilarious, so don’t hate.

-S’matter Buddy? You look a little – what’s the word I’m looking for here – Stupid.

-Yeah. That is a gun in my pants. But that doesn't mean I'm not happy to see you..