This platoon was founded by two terrible pilots. To be sure, one of them was much worse than the other, but neither qualified as good by any means. While the skills of both the original members have improved since, the requirements to join this platoon are essentially unchanged: You must be a horrendous pilot (as in the person flying) at the time of joining this platoon.

To all potential applicants: Video evidence of your abysmalness is preferable, but reliable eye-witness accounts may suffice depending on the moral standing of the gentleman-witness in question, and the terribleity of your exploits. Preferential treatment is given applicants with a history of landing helicopters upside-down, which is the holy symbol of epicfailurehood.