We're about Christian values. We like kicking the crap out of the devil and muslins.
There are some ground rules:
No Mexicans
No Arabs (Muslins)
No jews (THEY KILLED JESUS)
No homosexuals
No women (Their place is in the home)
Pedophilia is accepted, as long as you're Catholic

NOTICE: Do not get your jimmies rustled by this platoon. It is completely facetious and is not meant to offend any particular person. It merely meant to mock not only Christianity, but any other organized religion. If you are religious and are offended by this. This is protected under U.S. Public Info Law Sub. 6 Art. IV (Facetious or Mockingly Disturbing Establishment of Speech) it is also protected under the U.S. Bill of Rights 1st Amendment: UNDER THE CLASS
-Freedom of Speech
-Freedom of Religion