A platoon for the people, by the people, and of the people. Also, tacos.

Most of us are old, deal with it.

"Just join us cause uh, no-one's gonna really be free until nerd persecution ends."

I like ponies and I dont care who knows!

Im a pretty purple bird who like to fly up high. You too can join me high up in the sky.

Day 3 and they still dont realize that I am in fact a purple bird

This just keeps getting bigger and bigger.. Soon it will be the size of Drunk's mom's Penis

Periods are used to end sentences. Also, apartheid.

Self-Checkout lanes were invented by a guy who was sent out to buy tampons.

Period. .

I have a hallway full of mirrors I call the "Self-Checkout Lane" so thats pretty weird.

Moonshield and I filmed a trucker porno together. D+M 5ever.