The official platoon of our lord and savior, Ray Romano. Everybody loves Raymond, and in turn, Raymond loves us all. Romano the mighty! Romano the unerring! Romano the unassailable! To you we give praise! But you were once man! Aye! And as man, you said, "Let me show you the power of Raymond Romano, born of the ABC comedy, where my breath is laugh tracks. I breathe now, in royalty, and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Internet, for I love you." Aye, love. Love! Even as man, great Raymond cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of Family Sitcoms! The future of Televised Programming! And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! Romano is the true god of man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit!

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