I will possibly be getting a server somewhere in the 3-6 month mark of BF4, depending on the interest and overall BF4 health. This will give me time to digest and consume BF4 and gauge what awesome settings would be really fun. I was never able to convince server admins that there were subtle ways to change base game play elements to really fuckin tie the room together and provide for fun, balanced play. If enough people played I would consider running a full fledged server with a no bullshit policy if someone else did the bullshit part of the work (knowing how to do stuff, I'm super busy). It would be the kind of place you wouldn't have to worry about being kicked for doing well and could be the dirtiest whore you could ever want to be. However, I would implement some sort of balance measure to prevent stacking as much as possible(and yes friends would be separated when needed for balance including me from mine). Rapes will happen. That will never be out of any sort of competition nor should it be. The key is to make a true attempt at the start of each game to make the next round as fair as possible.

The server I am considering starting first would be a purely for fun and unique settings server with an emphasis on teamwork and not being an asshat. Strict asshats left at the door policy.

It would be a place 10 or 20 people could randomly at the drop of a hat decide they want to do some random shit and not have to worry about asshats (again, at the door fuckers), with a handful of players having admin privileges to bring server up or down, change settings, lock/kick, whatever the fuck they want to do. Again, this would be purely 100% for fun and a different battlefield experience. My guess is much of the play would be unranked, so those who purely care about e-status, rank, and so on (I'm looking at you medic squads), you are welcome, but be aware it won't be a place to simply grind out numbers. You should measure your gaming in fun per minute. I play at a ridiculously high FPM. Join me.

Examples of what my server would have had I gotten one in BF3.
Small numbers of players
-Dirty hairy *<--fuck you i like that typo* deathmatch (TDM original magnum and c4 only, no medics, no snipers)

-Jeep jousting (4 jeeps per side, 8 total players, It is what it sounds like. Kills can only be performed from passenger seat of light jeep. Do you have 2 jeeps with driver/3rd seat combo? Do you have 4 jeeps with lots of F1 and F3ing? First team to 10 kills wins. Primary weapons only, no health packs/ammo on jeep (suicide for ammo = a kill for other team)

-bike wars (like jeeps but bikier), also could do it with ammo packs allowed on back of bike and m320 smoke or splatter kills only

-bike hunter: 1 man with c4 and a bike, 5 men with repair torches. bike hunter must kill all enemies without ever dying (suicide = loss). Acceptable kill methods, splatter or c4

-atv 2v2 crab fights (repair torch duel to the fuckin death)

-50,000 other random shits we shit out



Medium number of players
-close quarters mixed slow rate of fire, low dps weapons (TDM first to 75), no medics, no motion detection


Larger
-Shit, there are so many possibilities

Basically, a place to get a fix of things you would not regularly find in other servers, even good ones.

My decision will come down to:
-interest from dudes
-cost (and if other dudes would be interested in sharing said cost)
-general ease of finding a game through conventional means
-a number of other factors I'm probably unaware even exist at this time.



HPC: Manstache Ops Division
UNIFORM: NAVY BLUE
Mustaches now required for applicants
http://i.imgur.com/tZy9r.jpeg
(a picture of a guy)

Mustaches to the ready.

This is serious business. We go in with our mustaches. We leave with our mustaches.

**********************Leadership Positions*******************
Tactics and poorly played music division:
Snugglepotamus

Propaganda and psychological warfare:
N0Username

*****Mustache compliance officers:
Lead guy in charge of anger problems and humor injection:
NonDripHelmet
Assistant shortstache:

Grooming and waxing expert:
POSITION OPEN

*********COMPLIANCE ISSUES**********


We will not censor nor will we impose our standards upon your most prized form of individual expression, your mustache. Choose a mustache identity to rule the world.






___________________________OUR VISION_________________________

HPC Manstache Ops firmly stands for a facial hair patch. We urge all to get involved. Our vision includes a game in which weapon and vehicle unlocks no longer exist to cripple the already disadvantaged beginners. We fight for a level playing field, one in which experience is applied to facial hair upgrades. When a man runs at you with handle bars and some chops, run or face his might.


Members facing disciplinary action regarding lack of facial hair:

URGENT WARNING: DOUBLE AGENT SUSPECTED
http://imgur.com/TuV4MGM

IF YOU SEE THIS MAN, DO NOT DIVULGE TROOP MOVEMENTS OR SENSITIVE INFORMATION
We have this picture due to the effectiveness of our psychological warfare division

___________RULES___________
Play the game for fun. Play it in your own style. You wanna be a douche with an M16A3, med pack, and 3 guys reviving you? Go for it (you might have to check yourself for a vagina though). You wanna whore a tank? Go for it (your name is snuggles [I can quit if want to]) . Want to steal vehicles and run people over in their spawn? Go for it (If you're a huge asshole).


Don't get mad at people for being worse than you. Offer advice or come to the realization that you are only good because bad players are bad. Everyone gets on unwinnable sides. It happens. Deal with it. Don't get mad at people for being better than you. Don't get mad at people for their tactics or play style. Just play. If you are angry and yelling, go have quiet time somewhere else.

We care more about the teamwork capabilities of a squad mate than raw talent. We'd rather lose with nice players than win with dicks.