Elisabeth, Elisabeth!! Daddy's coming!!

You may apply to join if meet the following criteria:

Your name is Mr Fatfuck
You're a hard one on Xbox but not in real life
You're a 40 year old virgin
You're an ugly faggot
You look like a rat
You are a dipshit
You're a fucking retard
You're a 40 year old loser
You're a noskill faggot
You're a dumfuck