MeeF Server Cleaning Services:

Let MeeF do the server cleaning and have more time to spend on you.

Our cleaning services are thorough, consistent and not customized. If you want us to skip a certain round, no. If you want a special service, too bad. If you want to change your cleaning routine, simply complain in chat. We'll be sure to ignore it.

On every visit, your MeeF team wins, gets autobalanced, wins more and empties each server. Using our equipment and specially formulated members, they clean from left to right, top to bottom, so no noob is overlooked.

All Servers
Easily win games, top the scoreboard, nemesis lists, and squad rankings. Remove noobs from server via our patentend MeeF brand members. Completely clean your server, top to bottom, both sides.

Rush
Capture MCOMs at an astonishing rate, or defend MCOMs by quickly removing the opposing side's tickets. Encourage other players to leave the server, as they had no real chance anyhow.

Conquest
Capture and hold all points for the majority of the game. Remove enemy tickets using MeeF branded members. Deoderize.

Plus
Each time MeeF cleans your server, we take care of a few extra tasks in each server to make sure that your server is well-maintained. With regular MeeF service, you never need another full server reset again.

Special server cleaning services are probably not available.

Leave other time-consuming cleaning chores to us and spend time on other things. Many MeeF officers also offer these additional services:

Headshotting
Back stabbing
C4 Jeep Bombing
Rape of airbone vehicles
Rape with airborne vehicles
Rape with armored vehicles (including rape of armored vehicles)
Complete Domination
Post-round shittalking (Provided by MeeF Renzol)
If your local MeeF officer doesn't provide a particular service, they probably won't be able to refer you to a reputable local company that does. Don't ask.