Rule One: It's okay to call hooters "knockers" and sometimes "snack trays."

Rule Two: It is wrong to be French.

Rule Three: It is okay to put all bad people in a giant meat grinder.

Rule Four: Lawyers, see rule three.

Rule Five: It is ok to drive a gas guzzler if it helps you get babes.

Rule Six: Everyone should car pool except us.

Rule Seven: Bring back the word "stewardesses."

Rule Eight: Synchronized swimming is not a sport.

Rule Nine: Mud wrestling is a sport.