If you would like to join TMZ then grab a mic, download Teamspeak 3 client version, have a muffin, signup on our website for teamspeak login details, and place a request on our website at www.TheMortarZone.com then go fap your donkey.

We are currently accepting teabaggers, twinks, hookers, astronomers, refugees, porkers, smokers, amputees, quadrapalegic elves, strippers, COD and MW washouts, white hip-hop artists, preachers, naked gnomes, drunks, metro junkies, potheads, Canadian metal heads, and pretty much anyone else.

No pedophiles or politicians. We have standards here.

We are a social network of gamers, gamblers, and drunks. We don't have time to run servers cuz we are spending all of our time playing on them. There are no membership fees, meetings or stats requirements. You will get special treatment if you have a major in anti-drama or can say "Illinois" without pronouncing the "s".

TMZ is rated M for Mature. You must have your mom's permission to join if you're still living in her basement.