Alright you dirty bitchez this is what you gotta know about PLAGUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGAAAAAAA. We are THE mofo poop squad, aka we gunna shit on ur face and butt.

Only real men are in this platoon, men that are not afraid to have 22 apm, man the fuck up with big plays to suk ur dik. If you wanna join, well guess what? YOU CANT MOTHERFUCKER CAUSE UR GAY AND YOU SWALLOW (its not gay if you don't swallow).

Anyways here's the rank list:

ADMIRAL-HENTACLETENTAILUVER - FUK OBJ'S ZEALOT

COMMANDERP-SHIT-ON-MY-FACE - AFK POOL CC15 MIKEYPOO

SERGEANT-NO-PENNY:(- BRB REDDIT/IM SUPER GAY SGTJOO

OFFICER-3WD-TRUCKS - CHEESE MASTER GUNNERY GUNNER412

OFFICER-STR8EDGE4LYFELOLNOT - 0.5 KD SCRUB/POTATOE PEELER WAHHABI (IS THIS A FISH?)

Janitor/Lawn Mower - Xoul

Also accepting all requests from females on 2 conditions:

1. Add me on facebook
2. Show me ur boobs
3. Breathe in the wet towel I put over your face
4. Tie your tubes just in case
5. Get me a new GPU

TY