VuVu Off Topic: Xbox
Tag: [VuVu] Web: Official website Fans: 5 Created: 2011-10-26

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Raise your right hand. No, your other right hand. Alright hold up both hands and make an L.
Which one looks backwards? Use that one stupid.

Now, repeat after me.

I, (Insert name here)
Swear my eternal allegiance to the VuVu clan
Its rules, its regulations
And its members
In this world and the next
So help me God (Or whoever the hell you worship. If you are an atheist, skip that line)
And if I were to forget
This most binding covenant
May I be deprived
Of Powderslinger's cookies
All the days of my life

Congratulations solider, welcome to the VuVu. Here, our goal is to ensure that all VuVu members enjoy themselves in the OT.
Inspired by the Almighty and Overpowered, VuVu members live by a simply philosophy: We live, we laugh and we love. (Bromance is a cornerstone of the VuVu)
VuVu is designed for the OT members who come here to have a good time without being bothered by the swarms of noobs.
In fact, public noob floggings take place ever Friday. Admission is $5, all profits go to our Noob Rehabilitation Center.
Our chain of command is simple, see that rank below your name? Use that.
Just play along, follow the Commandments (Though they are bound to change), the CoC, listen to your superiors and never, ever let us catch you disrespecting the VuVu!
Now do that VuVu that you do so well.


VuVu Motto: Hakuna matata, mother f*******.
VuVu Anthem: National Anthem of the Soviet Union
Battle Cry and Victory Music: Vuvuzela

General Commandments:
1. Thou shalt uphold posting manner, vocabulary, grammar and humour whilst in the forumz.
2. Thou shalt not be a noob, act noobish or in any other way emulate a noob except in a humorous and satirical manner.
3. Thou shall honor thyself and thy fellow clan members.
4. Don't panic!

Food Commandments:
1. Thou shall eat tacos on every Tuesday.
2. Thou shall eat waffulz on Wednesday.
3. Powder's cOOki3z are sacred and shall be treated with respect.

The Greatest Commandment:
Thou shalt treat other VuVu members as you would treat yourself. (Unless you're suicidal, please don't kill each other)
 

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