CODE OF CONDUCT

1. Members shall wear the [CoH] tag at all times to promote the clan, plus it matches your shoes.

2. Irregardless of rank, age, height, or provincial affiliation, all members shall be treated with respect, dignity, and a fair amount of abuse. Abuse shall be limited to good natured ribbing, and polite parliamentarian debate.

3. Members must be able to take a joke. Like this one, "American beer is like making love in a canoe, it's fucking close to water."

4. This clan is rated R, if you don't like it, join another clan; we swear, spit, and talk about boobies. If you don't like swearing may we recommend the Care Bears Clan.

5. If you have a beef with another member, take it into private messaging. Come out after you have finished your kiss and make up.

6. There is nooooooooooo rule 6.

7. Do not break any actual laws. That includes a pirated copy of BF3. We buy the game because it is good, and it is the polite thing to do.

8. Be Canadian , this is synonymous with be polite.

9. If we pull you aside and say "Hey man, stop being a tard", take it like a man and stop being a tard.