Task Force 69 is an elite group of operators consisting of the world's most handsome picked warriors.

The Task Force participates in only the most dangerous missions. These missions include; search and destroy missions on enemy pornographic resources, sabotage of enemy phone-sex communication lines, Force multiplying of local population ( The Task Force uses their specially designed strategy of raping the local population in order to achieve an efficient force multiplier), assassination of highly pimped out Arabs and pimps, raids on heavily fortified gentleman's clubs, and landscaping ( An efficient strategy that denies illegal aliens from being employed).

The Task Force has always succeeded and completed their goals to the highest of their ability. This is why they live by the motto of; "If number one can't get the job done, SIXTY NINE WILL".