nUMPty providing points to Battlfield n00bs for the past 3 years.

To be one of us you need:

An uncanny ability to talk smack and laugh in the face of those that cry "base rape". For their tears are your LUBE!

Your knife is your friend, taking the tags of the princess in front of you is your goal.

You will have no issues in killing a fellow nUMP and making a point in vent that you have made him your bitch.

Killing a fellow nUMPty (even if they are your squad mate) may happen from time to time, cause you know that
sometimes a nUMPty just has to die.

And remember:

What is best in Life???

To crush your enemies -- See them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women
.. or just when Smeg rage quits!!!