The WINNING! PLATOON™ is a Platoon for High Priest Vatican Assassin Warlocks and Total Freakin Rockstars from Mars.

We love to party and we are always banging 7 gram rocks. (thats how we roll)

We all have tiger blood, Adonis' DNA and some of us have a condition called Bi-winning (we win here, win there, win everywhere).

Sometimes we do a drug called Charlie Sheen, its not available and the possible side effects include:
Death
Face melting
Spontaneous Body Combustion
Children weeping over your exploded body.

If you are not in the WINNING! PLATOON™ you are losing.