What is this platoon about?

-Being BADASS
-T-Rex(es?)
-Tanks, who have sexual intercourse with each other
-Teamplay
-nice, happy gaming athmosphere
-Saying: What the fuck in an angry voice
-Teamplay (Yes, it really is important)
-and last but not least: unicorns

If you want to join just ask, but you have to bring us at least one member of your family to serve us as a slave.

With best regards

WHAT THE FUCK?!