WE FIGHT IN THE NAME OF KRIS AKABUSI, FOR KRIS AKABUSI. WE FIGHT WITH HIS INDOMITABLE SPIRIT AND GIVE THANKS TO HIS GARGANTUAN SOUL. KRIS AKABUSI DOES NOT HAVE THE SOUL OF A NORMAL MAN. HIS SOUL IS MASSIVE AND HE DOESN'T CARE. WE FIGHT SO THAT HE MAY LIVE, SO THAT THE BLOOD OF HIS ENEMIES WILL SOAK INTO THE EARTH'S SOIL, REPLENISHING HIS LIFE FORCE AND CAUSING HIM TO SCREAM OUT IN THE DARK (FOR KRIS AKABUSI LIVES UNDERGROUND AWAY FROM THE SURFACE DWELLERS) FOR MORE BLOOD, MORE BRAIN MATTER. THAT IS THE MINIMUM KRIS AKABUSI DEMANDS. MORE BLOOD. ALWAYS MORE BLOOD. TO FIGHT IN HIS HONOUR IS THE GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT A MAN CAN EXPERIENCE. FOR A WOMAN, THE GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT IS TO BE HAND-PICKED BY KRIS AKABUSI, HIMSELF, TO SERVE AS ONE OF HIS SELECTED SEED CARRIERS. THESE CARRIERS ENSURE THE SURVIVAL OF THE PLATOON AS A WHOLE. AS SUCH, THIS PLATOON IS OPEN TO BOTH SEXES, AND 97% OF ALL RACES (EVEN THE CHINESE, WHO KRIS AKABUSI DESCRIBES AS 'UNTRUSTWORTHY'). WE MUST NEVER FAIL HIM, WE MUST NEVER FORGET.

ALL HAIL KRIS AKABUSI!