Recent struggles in the middle east caused an international uproar. Media have reported various mysterious creatures rising from the sky.

Having taken out several tanks and other US military equipment, these monstrosities are generally considered dangerous by many US high-ranked generals.

We are those creatures. We WILL cause havoc all over the middle east and obliterate any tank, helicopter or teaspoon we encounter, for we are the Hurr!



Would you like to join? Apply if you meet these requirements.
-Don't be a dick
-Speak English
-Use common sense
-Must be good enough in game (The guys and I will inspect your stats and judge you by these.)
-Don't be a dick
-Eat your veggies

Note: with "Apply" I don't mean "click the 'apply' button". You ought to post on our wall and play some games with us. THEN you may or may not apply. And if you were wondering, no, I won't create an extra seat in the helicopter depicted in our emblem.

Here's our simple set of rules:
-Don't be a dick
-Speak English
-Use common sense
-Must be good enough in game (The guys and I will inspect your stats and judge you by these.)
-Don't be a dick
-Eat your veggies

Exceptions can be made. Especially for the last rule. Goddamn, I hate vegetables.

We have some standards too.
-No claymores
-No flashlights
-No laser sights
-No mortars
-No grenade launchers (M320, underslung, M224)

These aren't really rules, but keep in mind you're being a little bitch whenever you use one of these.

Since the Battlelog Platoon Statistics are as accurate as a minigun, I decided to put up our own stats. Whenever you think the statistics are not up to date anymore, give me a call and I'll update them. If you'd like to see a category added, sure! You provide us with the stats, though.

Highest K/D ratio
1) Jeanchristopheto
2) xAeroyx
3) Obyekt-212

Highest Accuracy (This is the weapon you have the highest accuracy on. You need at least 200 kills on it.)
1) Obyekt-212 (M98B, 41.86%)
2) xAeroyx (MK11 MOD 0, 28.17%)
3) Jeachristopheto (G36C, 15.58%)

This takes a long while for me to check, please post your highest accuracy weapon with its accuracy and I'll put you on the list if you make it.

Most kills
1) xAeroyx
2) Jeanchristopheto
3) Obyekt-212

Highest Killstreak
1) Obyekt (28)
2) xAeroyx (20)
3) AlphaKC (18)

Longest time played
1) xAeroyx
2) Obyekt-212
3) Jeanchristopheto

Highest rank (If rank is equal, the one with the highest cumulative score wins.)
1) xAeroyx
2) Obyekt-212
3) Jeanchristopheo

Most games played
1) xAeroyx
2) Obyekt-212
3) Jeanchristopheto

Highest W/L ratio
1) xAeroyx
2) Obyekt-212
3) AlphaKC

Longest Headshot
1) Obyekt-212 (385m)
2) xAeroyx (253m)
3) AlphaKC (163m)

*Best Assault - xAeroyx
*Best Engineer - Jeanchristopheto
*Best Support - AlphaKC
*Best Recon - Obyekt-212
This is determined by score.

Since skill level fluctuates every day, I won't add it. It's too much of a job and doesn't prove much unless you can maintain it.