Hello, dear co-players!

As my platoon decided to do other stuff, and not to play this game, I'm left alone and am mostly playing with myself (yes, both irl and ingame).

During this time, I found out that I have some special skills, and decided to offer my services to all the players in need! I formed a new platoon, through which I'll provide my new services, completely free of charge!

Do you have any of these symptoms, that make you cry or hurt yourself?
- low SPM?
- low K/D ratio?
- low W/L ratio?
- can't get that unlock or medal you want so hard?
- can't find a person that wants to resupply at your ammo box?
- feeling enraged about the balance?
- you got kicked/disconnected?
- you need to bump your topic?
- you constantly get knifed?
- want that IRNV nerfed? or boosted?
- you don't get any "Hooah!" on your posts, shouts or whatever?
- got mortar spammed?
- can't get the suppressive ribbon?
- just had a bad day and want to get cheered up?

If you do, read on, it's your lucky day!

I can offer endless emotive support for you, so you can feel better!

Services I offer:
- crying with you
- providing hugs for you in the game chat
- praising you in the game chat
- nodding in agreement
- pat on the back
- peptalk
- forum whining about your problems, game balance, or a bad day you just had, with or without valid argumentation
- topic bumps
- fixing your SPM, K/D and W/L ratio, by playing for the other team (see disclaimer and P.P.S. below,)
- providing you with all the dog tags I can wear
- I will play in your squad if you need a comic relief, with silly deaths and someone to follow you around, and sometimes I'll need to get resupplied, revived or something (see disclaimer and P.P.S. below,)
- and much much more!


Ordering information:
Just post your problem on the Cry Me a River Inc. Platoon feed, and I will check my schedule on when we can start.

Please, after the task is done, just leave feedback on the same Platoon feed.


As I can't charge you anything for the services (obviously), the only thing I want from you is to become a fan of the platoon.

So, this is a free service that is built for You, the players!

DISCLAIMER: This service doesn't support boosting or cheating in any way, I just want to help people with my skills. I will only join your game and play the best I can, so you only get a better chance to get kills, wins or just to feel better!

Thanks for reading
KhumChe aka Meerko
Cry Me a River Inc. Platoon founder


P.S. If you want to help me with the service, apply to join the platoon.
P.P.S. Just to make sure - no I will not join a game and do nothing or provide you with intel/cheap kills/something. I'll just play the game.