We are an elite level clan made up entirely of fur trappers from rural Oregon. If you are interested in joining our clan you are welcome to try out. Once you have proven your worth playing the game with us you will proceed to the next level of becoming a TNM member: Initiation. New TNM members will be required to plan and execute the deflowering of Justin Bieber before being able to brandish the TNM Clan Tag.

Members:

Founder and Great Leader Comrade: Guitarman64
Bio: Always good for a Rambo Res, Guitarman is the glue that hold TNM together. With his willingness to completely fill any map with smoke, Guitarman's attitude that "there is a sniper out there somewhere, and I'm going to piss him off" reflects the TNM attitude of "douche, douche, douche"

Private First Class and Teen Heartthrob: Issanite
Bio: Despite being the best player he plays with or against, you wouldn't know it from the humble way that Issanite carries himself both in game and on social media sites.It was unknown to TNM members that Issanite achieved the TNM record killstreak of 77 until it was pointed out to Issanite by another team mate. Issanite embraces the TNM attitude of "If it's worth doing, it's worth doing like a douche"

Generals of the Army:
Bigdumbdee
Bio: Bigdumbdee's Nom de Guerra is both fitting in game and in the real world. Functionally illiterate, Bigdumbdee is know for randomly screaming like a girl as to cover up the plunks in his shit bucket.

Wolfbloodpack:
Bio: Wolfbloodpack greatly assists TNM as his skull on the mini map serves as an early warning for TNM that enemies are nearby. His selfless play style may not lend itself to outrageous statistics, but what kills he does accumulate, he does so as a true douche.

Supreme Commander of All Allied Military Assets to Include Logistics, Strategy and Waffles:
Know109:
Bio: Know109 plays BF3 like herpes attacks human genitalia: Aggressively. Know109 is known as Know109 as he has attained the Colonel 100 rank with 108 previous Knows.

Emperor:
Muffintin1
Bio: The fifth squad member, Muffintin1 serves as Guitarman's eyes and ears of the game. Her three hours of game play are far eclipsed by the fact that she lets Guitarman play as often as he does.

Political Officers:
purnrgib
Samson_150:
Bio: While more than likely playing for the opposing side, conversations surrounding Samson_150 usually include "hey, I killed Travis. Why is he on the other team?"


Rear Admiral:
Goflg8rz
Bio: One of the top TNM players, Goflg8rz, the Tim Tebow of TNM, is rumored to have invaded Bolivia due to an unsatisfactory avocado purchased from there. He is also rumored to have been shot up while rounding up hookers for secret service agents. Others speculate he simply has better things to do than listen to Bigdumbdee talk about how magnificent his taint is.

CW5:
Watersbm
Bio: While watersbm KD ratio may not be high, there is certainly a good chance during game play that he is. The gentle bubbling sound coming from Watersbm's mic serves as a calming influence on TNM members.