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The phrase "Mormon Militia" stirs up some wild and crazy ideas about religious massacres and ambushes. Whatever happened at the Mountain Meadows Massacre in 1857 doesn't concern us, 'cause we'll massacre your fetchin' scrawny platoon up a creek...all the while refraining from foul language and Sunday battles. (Well, maybe not the Sunday battle part, but please watch the f-bombs)