Welcome to Kings Of Pownage.

If you have come this far,
then we know no other platoon would have taken you.

Because you are worthless, no good,
and you just plain suck!

Don't cry like a baby back B**ch.

Because here is one Platoon that doesn't give a flying Blackhawk F**k.

We will break you and re-invent.

Welcome to the ranks, Noob.

You are now worthy enough to be a KING.