Group of gamers dedicated to nothing. We just win games and laugh at everyone else. No joke is taboo. If you have come here because you are only serious about this game then go somewhere else. If you have come here because you only want to goof off then go somewhere else. GuageCage, Practical_Steve, Rvenger314, or crystal_skull131 are the first squad and founders of this team and will have authority at all times. After all, you joined this platoon so you can see yourself right out if you don't like it. If offended easily do not apply as you will be made fun of and Rvenger314 will kill you in your sleep. Also no fat jokes will be tolerated unless you are gay then it is okay because you may be retarded anyway. ; )
IMPORTANT!!!: IN ORDER TO BE CONSIDERED FOR ACCEPTANCE YOU MUST SUBMIT TO A HUMOR TEST. APPLICANTS MUST GIVE 3 OF THEIR FUNNIEST JOKES, ONE LINERS, ETC. IN THERE MESSAGE. THIS ALONG WITH THEIR RACE SO THAT THE FOUNDERS CAN PREPARE SLANDEROUS REMARKS FOR OUR AMUSEMENT. Once a new recruit has given their life up over fifty times to draw fire, give up an enemy position, or just because the other veterans of the platoon wanted to see somebody get the shit blown out of them fifty times in a row, that new recruit will become a douche bag recruit.
If you have found any of this to be funny then seriously please apply as the above is intended to weed out the turds of the applicants and get some funny, cool gamers to apply. we really want to have a good time every time we paly ad believe that is the reason people pay $60.00 + on these kinds of games. There will be times when all we want to do is goof off and that is okay, but there will also be times when everyone will want to play as a well organized team and that is okay to. given time and the size of the platoon we may organize more efficiently and have certain days and times for different game styles but until then just have fun and kill as many of those other bastards as possible.