Basically, one of these girls was definitely more cuter than the other and it happened to be my girl & Pauly D was with “the grenade.” When you go into battle, you need to have some friends with you so that just in case a grenade gets thrown at you, one of your buddies takes it first.

With me and Sam, it’s not a matter of if she wants to hook up with me; it’s a matter of just when I decide.