BIG
LIPS
IN
THE
WIND

People have asked "Hey there Prop3r Badman, what is up with the River City Ballers?" I look at them and smile. I smile because they will never know the true glory of being a River City Baller. There are standard ballers out there. Maybe ones from cities by the river. To be a *TRUE* River City Baller you must become at one with the Brown Amigo Matrix of Ballership.

The Brown Amigo Matrix of Ballership or bbb Matrix in the Brown Amigo organisation is the Baller talisman of legend, passed down from leader to leader. It consisted of an oval-shaped ball, holding a glowing ball. To open the Matrix is to release an unpredictable wave of raggo from the ball. In some legends, the Matrix seems to have an intelligence of its own, able to determine when and how it will be used. The Matrix also serves as a source of power, able to reformat a chosen baller into a browner skin coloured being, sometimes with a modified alternate mode. The transfer of the Matrix usually carries with it to the recipient, upon transballation, the title of Prop3r.

ONE SHALL STAND. MANY SHALL BE BALLED.

TILL BALL ARE ONE.

PS: Tatooine.