Welcome to The Special High Intensity Troops

If you like to come in strong and hit people with big sticks, you've come to the right place.
Here we like to get to the chopper , and shoot using out SHIT.

In order to assure the highest levels of quality skillage ,
it will be our policy to keep all troops well trained through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING
(S.H.I.T.).
We are trying to give our platoon more S.H.I.T. than anyone else.

If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T. in the platoon, please see your leader.
You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T. list,
and our leaders are especially skilled at seeing that you get all the S.H.I.T. you can handle.

Since our leaders took S.H.I.T. before they were promoted,
they don't have to do S.H.I.T. anymore as they are all full of S.H.I.T. already.

If you are full of S.H.I.T., you may be interested in a job training others.
We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LECTURE LIST (B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T.).
Those who are full of B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T. will get the S.H.I.T. jobs, and can apply for promotion to

DIRECTOR OF INTENSITY PROGRAMMING (D.I.P. S.H.I.T.).

If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF TRAINING, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T. S.H.I.T.).

Thank you,

BOSS IN GENERAL SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING

(B.I.G. S.H.I.T.)