Fear the Jawa
Tag: [JAWA] Fans: 4 Created: 2012-02-11
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A Jawa is a seemingly harmless creature. With cute yellow eyes and a flowing brown robe, they look more like a stuffed animal than a killer... But what you don't see is what kills you. The jawas are on par with the most deadly assassins in the world. From assassinating Obi-Wan Kenobi to killing Chewbaca, these little monsters have turned the fate of the universe and blamed it on characters like Darth Vader. Be careful, because while you look at their eyes, they stab you with a vibroblade that is up their sleeve. And then, they take your money, your home, wife, kids, and tank. Yes, Jawas are the world's greatest assassins.
 

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