"Space Cops Help, Help Space Cops" - SpaceCORE

Originally a regiment of badasses formed in 2037 who kept space criminals in line, a random ass timewarp in the shape of FUCK appeared during a mission to assassinate White Obama, the corrupted form of Barack Obama, built from the anger of the squirrels (whom at this point also somehow had the highest GDP.). The Timewarp transferred the Space Cops to the year 2012, where they now display badassery against all the enemies in a BF3 match.

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