WE ARE A SERIOUS PLATOON. YOU THINK THIS IS A GAME? THIS IS REAL LIFE.

YOU MUST CHANGE CLAN TAG TO [SOUP] OR BAN.
YOU MUST HAVE MIC OR BAN.
YOU MUST CHECK BATTLELOG DAILY AND LIKE ALL OUR POSTS OR BAN.
YOU MUST TURN MIC FULL VOLUME AND SCREAM COMMANDS OR BAN.
YOU MUST BOY SCOUT OR BAN.
YOU MUST M98B OR BAN.
YOU MUST DROP AMMO FOR ME OR BAN.
YOU MUST CHANGE AVATAR TO SOUP PIC OR BAN.
IF YOUR GAMERTAG IS MRCHOWDERCLAM YOU MUST PLAY WITH YOUR EYES OPEN OR BAN.
YOU MUST NOT BRONY OR BAN.
YOU MUST NEVER, EVER HAVE ANY FUN WHILE PLAYING BF3 OR BAN.
YOU MUST NEVER PLAY BF3 UNLESS IT IS WITH US OR BAN.
YOU MUST PLAY BF3 24 HOUR A DAY EVERYDAY OR BAN.
YOU MUST COLONEL 100 OR BAN.
YOU MUST ALWAYS WIN OR BAN.
YOU MUST HAVE xXxX IN YOUR NAME OR BAN.
YOU MUST BOUP OR BAN.
YOU MUST DOUP OR BAN.
YOU MUST ZOUP OR BAN.
YOU MUST NOUP OR BAN.
YOU MUST MOUP OR BAN.
YOU MUST COUP OR BAN.
YOU MUST POUP OR BAN.
YOU MUST WOUP OR BAN.
YOU MUST JOUP OR BAN.
YOU MUST YOUP OR BAN.
YOU MUST TOUP OR BAN.
YOU MUST QOUP OR BAN.
YOU MUST KOUP OR BAN.
YOU MUST NOT SOUP OR BAN.
YOU MUST ALWAYS AGGRESSIVE RECON NO SCOPE HEADSHOT OR BAN.
YOU MUST NEVER RECON OR BAN.
YOU MUST NEVER TOKE THEM OR BAN.
YOU MUST NEVER DEAL SHADILY OR BAN.
YOU MUST NEVER DIE OR BAN.
YOU MUST NEVER CHOWER OR BAN.
YOU MUST NEVER CLAM OR BAN
YOU MUST NEVER MANGO OR BAN.
YOU MUST NEVER SANGO OR BAN.
YOU MUST TITS OR BAN.
YOU MUST BANANAS OR BAN.
YOU MUST QQ OR BAN.
YOU MUST NOT RUSH 20 MINUTES OR BAN.
YOU MUST 5 POOL RUSH OR BAN.
YOU MUST CANNON RUSH OR BAN.
YOU MUST BE ELITE PRO PLAYER AND HAVE K/D OVER 6.0 OR BAN.
YOU MUST OVER 9000 OR BAN.
YOU MUST NEVER LAG OR BAN.
YOU MUST TEAM PLAY OR BAN.
YOU MUST CALL OUT PUSSY CAMPER CHEESERS AND SEND HATE MAIL OR BAN.
YOU MUST ULTRA REALISM OR BAN.
YOU MUST ALWAYS AUTO SHOTGUN OR BAN.
YOU MUST ALWAYS FRAG ROUNDS OR BAN.
YOU MUST NEVER PRONE OR BAN.
YOU MUST WALK DO NOT RUN OR BAN.
YOU MUST NOT PREMIUM OR BAN.
YOU MUST SERIOUS OR BAN.
YOU MUST BAN.
YOU MUST NEVER WHORE TANKS OR BAN.
YOU MUST NEVER DIE IN TANK OR BAN.
YOU MUST BE PRO TANK DRIVER, PROS ALWAYS DRIVE TANKS OR BAN.
YOU MUST BE TRYHARD ASSAULT PLAYER AND USE M16 OR BAN.
YOU MUST ALWAYS HOLD DOWN THE TRIGGER WHEN USING PKP OR BAN.
YOU MUST ONLY PLAY MAX TICKET METRO CQ OR BAN.
YOU MUST CHAT IN ALL CAPS OR BAN.
YOU MUST ALWAYS KNIFE KILL, STEAL TAGS AND TEABAG OR BAN.
YOU MUST KEEP SHIT REAL OR BAN.
YOU MUST BLOW UP ALL WALLS OR BAN.
YOU MUST BREAK ALL WINDOWS OR BAN.
YOU MUST USE ELITE TACTICAL STRATEGIC TACTICS OR BAN.
YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS OR BAN.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>JETS = BAN.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>ATTACK CHOPPER = PERMABAN.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> RHIB BOAT = PERMAULTRABAN

YOU MUST CATS OR BAN.
YOU MUST NEVER, EVER USE THE FOLLOWING WEAPONS:
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M16A4
M416
G3
Ak74M
AN94
KH2002
AEK971
F2000
ASVAL
Carbines
M4A1
G36C
AKS74U
SCAR H
A-91
SG553LB
M249
M60
M27 IAR
M240
RPK
Pecheneg
Type88
MK11
SVD
SV98
M98B
M40A5
M82A3
M39
SKS
P90
P90TR
MP7
UMP-45
PDW
PP2000
870 MCS
M1014
USAS-12
Saiga 20K
DAO-12
AT4
SMAW
RPG-7
Javelin
FIM-92 Stinger
SA-18 IGLA
M9
M93R
MP443
MP412
Glock 17
Glock 18
M1911
T44
M67 Hand grenades
M18 Smoke grenades
C4 explosives
M15 Anti tank mine
Claymore mine
60MM Mortar
M320 40mm launcher with grenades/smoke/shotgun
M26 MASS with shotgun/Flechettes/frag round/solid slugs
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M5K = BANNED AND SHUNNED

BIPODS ON SHOTGUNS = BAN

BAN
BAN
BAN


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Update 3-6-2013:
Effective immediately,
Battlelog names including "tokems" = BAN
No exceptions. Reason: TOO MANY TOKEMS

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such rules
much strict
very ban


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