Whilst traveling through the vast jungles of africa my 3 friends and I ventured to find the mythical land of oobakwoo. Seeing as it was just us, men we had certain urges of which could not be heterosexually delt with. At one point we found a gorilla that was asleep. We then pleasured ourself through intercourse with this animal. In return we have gained a lifelong tribute to this act of pleasure. HIV.
WE ARE. HIV+