We are the Unicorn Army

We are those No-scope-from-across the-map-killers

We are those fags with the frags

We leave you thinking, WTF! when you get knifed

We use those NooBs with the Shotguns on any map

We are those claymore whores

We Drop-shot, Jump-shot, Just like in COD

We end up team killing in hardcore

We abhor those high scores

We are the Pros with the Service stars

We aren't useless with the USAS

We get lucky with headshots

We put our paws on SMAWs

We can somehow POW-POW with the PDW

We F U with the M P

We Give no quarter and Mortar

We never stop our lagging

We tea-bag with the frag-rounds

We're on a boat, with a tololol theme all the way ...

We woot woot with the parachute

We are the unicorn army... ORAH