TEA ‘N’ CRUMPET is a subset of GUNSLINGER GAMING.

Mocked for our supposed alien use of the English language and our love for a savoury griddle cake made from flour and yeast, “TEA ‘N’ CRUMPET” is the United Kingdom, Southern Ireland and anyone-else-applicable subset of the three platoons strong “Gunslingers”.

Pre-requisite of membership:

01. MUST be a member of one of the three “Gunslingers” platoons (un-negotiable).

02. MUST drink tea from a cup (including saucer) with the correct elevated angle of your pinkie.

03. MUST like a certain savoury griddle cake made from flour and yeast.

04. MUST kill ANY and ALL wookies with maximum prejudice.

05. MUST call everyone by an incorrect name to make me feel less of a dumb arse!

[GS] tags supersede [TnC] except on special occasions or the need for a good trolling (la-la-la-la-la).

"Special Farces can keep their Roflcopter, nothing comes close to a TnC Jeep of doom!" - Enemyonwheels