Fanatic Oatcake Oblivion, Listen !!



Rules:

-“We don’t stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.”

-“When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.”

-“By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.”

-“It is not the strongest of the species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the one most responsive to change.”

-“Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway.”

-“As a well-spent day brings happy sleep, so a life well spent brings happy death.”

-“Failure is simply the opportunity to begin again, this time more intelligently.”

-“Eighty percent of success is showing up.”

-"However old a girl says she is: add five years. However much a girl says she weighs: add twenty pounds."


-Excelsior!!!!


Ace's Rules:
1. Know Ace's Rules
2. Know your choke points.
3. ESDF > WASD
4. Smoothing and Acceleration KILLS
5. Spectate. Imitate. Adapt.
6. Live Longer. Kill Later.
7. Keep your powder dry.
8. Don't play inverted.
271. Never quote Ace's rules back to him.

fuck chuck