"She was like OWWW, I was like OWW, I am like GOD, call me Based god!"
- lil b

"20 on my dick because I look like Miss America."
- lil b

"Yeah the ni##a rap but do he got bitches? Young Baselord and I look like Jesus."
- lil b

"Feel me I'm in this bitch , man lookin like heidi montag swaggin."
-lil b

"I'm possessed by Lil B"
- Satan